Project SMB - ProSmb.nes
Hacked By - Dulog (of SDRGames)

This game is intended as a parody of the Space Wars Sim
Forum on AOL. Although most people have absolutely no
idea about that place, the hack is still humorous, due
to extreme weirdness of most creatures and objects.

Creatures + Items Changed/Changed Into:

Mario/Mogren Kupon Dulog
Goomba/Evil Newbie Moogle
Turtle/Godmoding Vampire Turtle
Buzzy Beetle/Spiny Newbie Beetle (still stompable)
Spiny/Godmoding Dancing Cat (still unstompable)
Fish/Vampire Newbie Fish
Lakitu Cloud/Vampoogle (vampire + moogle) Cloud
Pirhana Plant/Moogle Claw Gripper
Hammer Brother/Maniacal Laughing Mattock Brother
Mushroom/Moogle Head
Fire Flower/Hovering Wok
Starman/Starmoogle
Fireball/Razorwok
Mushroom Retainer/Moogle Retainer
Flag In Castle/American Flag
Hammer/Mattock
"1UP"/"DULOG"
Tooth-shaped Clouds/Moogle-shaped Clouds
Axe/Moogle Claw
Blocks/Cheez Log Crates



The Storyline (as if there really was one):


<The Takeover>
  
   All was normal in the Space Wars Sim Forum, until the
Moogle Invasion. Taking place in the wake of the Vampire
Invasion, the OGF police force was unable to hinder the
moogles' spawning. All claiming common relation, these
newbies to the Forum began to take over. The Forum was
soon overrun with moogles.

<The Resistance>

   A group known only as "DOOM" was created to stop the
moogles...through obliteration. Although marginally 
successful, the moogles just kept spawning, creating a
literal army. They soon overpowered DOOM and imprisoned
them. DOOM, however, had one last hope...they would try
and contact the original moogle in the Forum...Mogren
Kupon Dulog.

<The Period Of Peace>

   DOOM's agents were able to contact Dulog after a
time. He was told of their whereabouts and was asked to
save them. However, he refused to get involved. He
believed that the moogles were simply retaliating, for
DOOM had been aiming to obliterate their clans. Dulog
was correct. After a week, the DOOM members agreed to 
let the moogles live in peace, and were set free.

<The Coming Of Bowser>

   It wasn't before long when a new figure began to
frequent the Forum. Going by the name "Bowser", he began
to exert mind control on the moogles. He soon had each
and every moogle in his power, with the exception of 
Dulog. Learning of DOOM's former plot, he promised the
moogles revenge. Before revenge, though, they had a task
to accomplish...world conquest!

<The New Moogle Order>

   Bowser and his army took the world by storm. Nations
fell to them like trees before an axe. Bowser, claiming
himself to be a moogle at heart, began the "New Moogle
Order", ruling the world with a scaly fist. Dulog,
however, was still nowhere to be found.

<UNDOOM>

   The United Nations teamed up with the former DOOM 
members to form UNDOOM. This powerful group attempted to 
contact Dulog, at any cost, knowing that he was the only
hope left. The NMO officers quickly dispatched the UN
ambassadors, however, and again captured the members of
DOOM. Once captured, they were transformed by Bowser's
power into Moogle Retainers. This humiliation, along
with the loss of all powers, was the last time that the
world heard of DOOM. Rumor has it that Bowser sent each
Retainer to one of eight American embassies. Each one
is guarded by a genetically enhanced NMO officer.

<The Princess>

   Around this time, Dulog had received the message...
and refused to act. He still refused to believe that the
moogles had turned evil. Three days later, he received
a second message...this time from Bowser. The cryptic
message implied that Bowser had captured Dulog's wife,
Auroraleh (whom Dulog had thought to be dead), and was
ransoming her. The price was simply for Dulog to serve
Bowser as an officer of the NMO. Infuriated, Dulog
prepared to strike...

<The Final Message>

   Mogren Dulog received a final message the next day.
The American Government had been overrun and requested 
Dulog's assistance. All of their foreign embassies had
been taken over, leaving no way for them to know the
NMO's next move. Furthermore, the ground in all other
countries had been lined with energy-stealing X-shaped
leech blocks, which, seemingly, only affected humans. 
Also, the world's supply of cheese logs, Mogren's 
2nd favorite food, had been stolen. In their plea, the 
American Government simply asked Dulog to infiltrate the
other countries and raise the embassies' flags, which 
would turn off the leech blocks. Dulog finally agreed to
give it his best shot. Of course, he would get more
involved than he could ever have imagined...

<The Beginning>

   Dulog prepared to set out on his quest, yet as soon
as he walked onto one of the X-shaped leech blocks, he
became weary. He was half-human, after all. However, he
had just the thing to negate the leech blocks' effect--
woks! His favorite food was metal woks, and metal seemed
to protect him from the effects. However, he only had a
limited amount, and he knew that once he ran out of woks
...he'd be dead (hint - woks are time, so watch out in
8-1). He was on the road to the first embassy when he
began to shrink. Annoyed, he realized that Bowser's 
power was quite immense. He vowed to defeat Bowser and
the NMO and to restore law and order to the world.


Explanations Of Game Mechanics (to enhance the plot):

Moogle Heads - At first, you may just know they make you
get big. Actually, that's all you need to know. However,
if you wonder why there are severed moogle heads around,
it's simple. Bowser occasionally loses his grip on one
or two. They revolt, of course, and Bowser severs their
heads. These heads still have energy in them, though,
and can restore Dulog to his original height...bigger.

Hovering Woks - A hovering wok is a product of moogle
telekinesis. Since Dulog is the only known master of
moogle telekinesis, they must be helpful. Collecting one
of these gives you the power to use the razorwok, a wok
which has a spinning razorblade rim - basically, a
chainsaw frisbee. Dulog can use these to blast most
enemies, and they work like fireballs.

Starmoogle - A moogle head for a top, a star for a
bottom; the Starmoogle is simply a focal point of power.
Dulog can utilize these by absorbing the power into his
antennae, and the power will create a telekinetic field
around him. This telekinetic field is invulnerable to 
any enemy, and can be used to destroy multiple opponents
...just don't fall in a hole.