Super Pimp Bros.
---------------------------
-The Hack:  Everything in Super Mario Bros. has been 
    redone in the pimp theme.  While there is no nudity,
    this hack is for big kids only.
-Hacked by BOGRE of CRASSUS ENTERPRISES.
-Hack released August 19th, 1997.
-This hack is freeware and may be distributed freely, 
    but NOT WITH AN EMULATOR.
-This is my first big hack of a game.  Please tell me 
    what you think.
-Direct any comments to bogre@hotmail.com
-Visit my emulation page for more of my hacks at:
    http://www.glue.umd.edu/~borge/games.html

Explanations:
-Yes, the Buzzy Beetles are Bibles.
-Lakitu is a NERD!!!!
-The fishy sea life in the game are swimming magazines. Since
    there are plenty of nerdy magazines out there, I simply
    had their covers say "Nerd Mag".
-The emblem on the flag that is raised over the castles at the
    end of each level is a pimp's hat.  Similar to those found
    on the hills in the background and on Mario/Luigi themselves.
-Any "P"s around all stand for PIMP.
-Gee, I wonder why a Playboy would make Mario/Luigi Big???
-Bowser is unchanged.  This IS SMB, right? just the pimp version.
-Toad is now a fellow pimp, all tied up.
-Yes, the princess's expression indicates that she wants to
    do the horizontal-hula with him.  Why else would she be dressed
    the way she is?... 
-The "M B" on the floating cans stands for the world's
    most God-awful beer Milwaulkee's Best.
-The glowing six-pack to the right side of Bowser's bridge says
    "Stout" which is short for Guinness Stout.
-The beer shooting cannons are shooting out Bud Lite, another
    pee-water, wife-beater's beer.
-The Goombas are now cans of Bud, yet another piss-beer.  Notice the
    Budweiser ribbon.
-Yes, I am an alcoholic.  Part of college.. As for the pot influences..
